Monday, 27 October 2008 @ 11:45 pm

Hi,
my grandaunt passed away on Saturday, 25th October.
Went to her wake for 2 consecutive days, and skipped on Monday for my TV shows! x:
Had a very interesting talk or say discussion with fellow cousins on Sunday! :D
I know we're not supposed to talk about those things or say not supposed to be so happy at a wake, but it's just to entertain ourselves. We're sorry if we've made a nuisance.
I forgot how we started about that topic, and when i recall, i only remembered asking my cousin about her marriage.
Here's our conversation, i don't remember much, so there's loop holes here and there, pardon me(:
Our conversation is in chinese, translate yourself(:

Me : Is yours a shotgun marriage like your sis?
Her : Yea
Me(very shocked!) : Serious?
Her : Yea
Me : How many boyfriends you have?
Her : 3
Cousin Y : Haha, one foot step 3 boats ah?
Her : Yar, hahah
Cousin W : Hahah, won't sink meh?
Me : Wont lah, she know how to swim mah, plus she's a pro at rowing boat. Haha
Her : Hahaha, yar lo.
Me : Then why you choose your hubby?
Her : Because got one the mouth too big and your mum don't like mah.
Me : Lol, then the other one?
Her : He's a Casanova.
Me : Oh. haha
Me : How was it like?
Her : Huh? Like that lor. Hahaha
Me(couldn't stop laughing) : hahahhahahahaa, at where?
After quite a long pause and i asked the same question again.
Her : At his house lah!
Me : Where? Floor ? Toilet? hahahhaa
Cousin W : On floor right ? the wooden one! HAHAHA
Me (still laughing) : lol, not bed ah?
Cousin W : No lah, those wooden planks lah! you know one! hahhaa
Me : Huh? Not at the house in PasirRis meh?
Her : Yar, it is
Me : LOL, you thought at ubin ah!
Cousin W : HAHAHa, yar lah!
Me (laughing) : One shot then tio ah?
Her : Yar lo
Cousin W : Wah! You hubby commando ah? HAHAHA
And everyone started laughing.
*btw, we're once residents of Pulau ubin :D

We continued the conversation, but i forgot most of them already.
Then, an auntie joined us.
So we changed our target, and start asking her. hahha
She claimed she's innocent, so we dug nothing out of her.
And somewhere in the innocent conversation, they said some simple English..
The conversation goes..

Auntie : ..............I am a girl, I am 5 years old..(blahblah)
Cousin W : Huh ? So simple? I oso know! How old are you?
Me : Hahha, and how long are you?
Everyone starts laughing.
Cousin Y : I'm 1.5m long!
Me : WAH! so long ah ? like water hose ah? haha
Cousin Y : Yar! Amazing urh! haha
Cousin E : HAHAHHA, then how you keep?
Cousin Y : Huh? slowly lo.
Cousin W : auto one lah! hahaha
Me : HAHAHA, like JingGuBang(SunWuKong's rod) ah?
continued laughing.
Me asking cousin W : You leh ? How long?
Cousin W : 5m! hahhaa
Cousin E : Then how you keep?
Cousin W : Use remote control lor! hahaha, need 10mins to keep! haha
Cousin E : HAHA, 10min to keep and 10min to come out urh! lol
Cousin W : Yar lo, damn mafan ah!
Everyone laughing their asses off.

I forgot the rest of the conversation already.
I thought it's quite funny ah, but if you don't like it, jolly well get the hell out of here. Thanks(:

Bye!(:





NGSHAOWEI


29.10.1990
Temasek Poly
IFC F704



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